DafiLeaks - 'What the family doesn't want you to know about.'

Extracts from the Hexagon Papers

An extract from recently released secret hexagon papers reveals evidence of a deliberate campaign of genocide against young frogs. Our sources reveal that in the 1980s two young children were recruited by FEAR (Frimley Extermination Agency & Reinforcer) to exterminate frogs whilst cycling in their local neighbourhood. It has been reported by eye witnesses that they deliberately sought out the spawning grounds of this peaceloving race of amphibians and excuted a campaign of violence by running the newborn frogs over. Attempts to bring the perpetrators to justice were systematically struck down on the grounds of destabilising the 'world order'.

A Whistleblower's Report

At great personal risk, a whistleblower has provide us with evidence of 'fraud in the kitchen'.  Fortunately, our contact was equipped with a buttonhole camera and has thus provided us with evidence of this crime.  It seems that as part of a team exercise a project was organised to bake a surprise cake for tea but before the mixture could be baked a majority of team members decided to eat the mixture and erase all evidence.  Hopefully, this revelation will deter others from engaging in such deceit.

REDS under the bed

No, this is not about the fear of communism during the McCarthy era in the United States of America; the acroynm really means wRappers from Edible DelicasieS under the bed. Recently discovered secret files and an old photograph from the archives have yielded evidence of the (bed)cover up. Photographic evidence once again reveals that the occupant acquired food illegally from the larder and when found out stated that the incriminating evidence was planted by a sibling. A dastardly deed if there ever was one.

An evolutionary anomaly

Is this an anomaly or a hiccup in evolution? The discovery is so amazing and unbelievable that publishing would cause uproar amongst the scientific community and throw Darwin's theory into question. It would even question our own existence and development. Following secret filming, a young lady, whose name must remain anonymous, has discovered that foxes lay eggs. This clip was smuggled into a television studio and broadcast as part of a wildlife programme. Fortunately most, if not all viewers, did not realise the significance of the clip and treated it as a joke. Little did they know the truth which Dafileaks has now released to the world.
You cannot hide the truth!